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Jacob Voigt 

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.
Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena
a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word
Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn
jacob by comard lesbian July 14, 2020
Gay as fuck
Jacob Ack
Jacob by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

jacob on crack 

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina
Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself
Jacob by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020

Jacob Jackson 

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
Jacob Jackson by DillyTom September 1, 2020