Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

Creampie Salad by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

Toon Salad 

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

Toon Salad by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

Russian Salad 

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.

Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!

Russian Salad by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020

Egg Salad Sandwich 

A threesome with an ovulating chick.

Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice

Egg Salad Sandwich by Kryzazy November 21, 2020

Pimp Salad 

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.

"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"

Pimp Salad by anonymous November 26, 2020

Meat salad 

An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.

I'm starving! I want a meat salad for dinner!

Meat salad by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

fruit salad 

yummy yummy

Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?

Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*

fruit salad by grenpiss26 January 22, 2021