Smoking 

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

Smoking by RecoJohnson July 4, 2010

smoking 

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

smoking by Clutzs is kinda clever July 7, 2010

smoking rope 

Smoking weed. the plant used to make weed, Cannabis, is also used for making rope.

yo, you been smoking rope? cause ure fucking blazin man.

smoking rope by TTG December 22, 2007

smoko 

1. a break, more literally a cigarette break.

2. to have a cigarette break

1. Go have a smoko.

2. Go smoko.

smoko by bread infection November 22, 2009

Smokerholic

Someone who is really addicted to smoking
Someone who dont put a pack of fags down

Mate you have had 20 fags in 2 hours, your a right smokerholic!

Smokerholic by Jj06 July 1, 2006

smocked 

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

smocked by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Smoking Penis 

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

Smoking Penis by Steve Globs March 8, 2019