Lunch Money Victim

1. The kid who grew up always getting the crap kicked out of him and losing his lunch money, but never turned the corner to become cool as an adult. If he were carrying books down the street, you would still knock them out of his hands and laugh.

2. The kid in school that catches a lunch money shake down on the daily.

(also see Former Lunch Money Victim)
BMW, hot spouse, big house, and cool job required to aquire this title.

"Dude, check out this guy with the cut off sweat pants..."

"Oh you know this cat is a lunch money victim"

Lunch Money Victim by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008

Bum Rape Victim 

Noun Singular
Noun Plural - Bum Rape Victims

Definition: Someone who at any point in their life has been subject to any form of nonconsensual rectal intrusion. Victim of Bum Rape.

Contextual Example: "Steve you Bum Rape Victim, you've eaten all my fucking cereal"

Bum Rape Victim by G4ndhi March 10, 2016

Bitch/Rape victim 

A person called DankMonkeyKush who can keep a promise and likes to get anally raped

Dank is a bitch/rape victim

Bitch/Rape victim by omgUrgay67 April 1, 2017

rape victim 

1. unwilling penis-treatment recipient

2. someone who gets pwnt in a game so bad it feels like rape

dude, check that rape victim slapping himself for team dragging!

rape victim by happychap November 2, 2008

neo-victim 

A person who is so desperate to be a victim that they find irrelevant issues from past history to be offended about.

Look at that neo-victim squawking about being oppressed. She obviously has never experienced real oppression.

neo-victim by Billy the omnipotent February 4, 2018

gps victim 

When your GPS system helps you avoid one traffic pile-up only to get caught in an alternate pile-up.

An accident has all lanes on the 401 westbound closed and many drivers are now GPS victims because the alternate route is closed due to construction.

gps victim by Wil Scarlet January 30, 2020

volunteer victim 

A woman that says she’s done and over with her boyfriends bum ass unemployed power trips and abusive, manipulative, stalkerish behavior, yet answers his calls, provides shit for him, and still fucks around with the fucktard.

Angie: “I’m fucking done with that motherfucker, I got the EPO and everything, but I still answer his calls and let him use me”
Daniel: “damn, he sounds like a sad excuse for a human and you sound like a volunteer victim”

volunteer victim by FlimsydickDoozie October 29, 2021