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"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"
Deez nuts by poogling July 27, 2021
the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
deez nuts by funny chungus August 25, 2021
me: i have big nutz.
them: look at deez nuts
deez nuts by groiergkog August 27, 2021
a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
Deez nuts by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
Deez nuts by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021
Anyone who makes deez nuts jokes, especially all the time, are really fun to hang out with and are always the life of the party. They don't like being put on the spot despite the fact that they're very social. They're loved by many and even though they're fun and lively, behind the scenes, they're really insecure and sad, so if you ever see a person who makes deez nuts jokes all the time, ask them if they're doing okay!
Sam: hey there's something on your chin
Bailey: Really, What?

Sam: deez nuts on your chin!

Bailey: You always do that!
Deez nuts by Sp4de September 14, 2021