benji and joel madden 

Twin brothers from the band Good Charlotte who lied about their father walking out on their family to get teenage fans to relate to them.

They also withheld money from Good Charlotte's ex-drummer, Chris Wilson, and still haven't given him back his stuff.

Hey, did you hear about how Benji and Joel Madden's father divorced their mother but lives right down the street from her??

benji and joel madden by heyguyz December 14, 2008

Benjeman Franklin 

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.

Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too

Benjeman Franklin by Gregan February 6, 2009

Benji 

The highschools biggest fuck boy who will try to swerve his way into your pants ASAP. He probably tried to fuck you but you have to much dignity, but , he probably fisted your best friend, tbh, she probably liked it. Putting the assyness aside, he is pretty fucking lit.

"Bro! Did you hear? Benji fucked Madison! " "but...i....what?"

Benji by RedDickJoe July 5, 2017

benzies

Abbreviation for Psilocybe cubensis, a variety of mushrooms known to produce psychedelic effects when ingested. Often favored over other varieties.

"Dude, I got an ounce of benzies in the mail from the Bird. Wanna pop a cap for a party buzz before we check out that bar?"

benzies by Equinoise September 30, 2005

benji 

A completely selfish, self absorbed, cheating, and lying fuckboy who doesn't give a damn about who he hurts.

Friend 1:Why is he "talking" to Carol, I thought he had a girlfriend?

Friend 2: Yea he does have a girlfriend, but he is a Benji afterall.

benji by TryAndRememberMe March 20, 2016

benji 

shite like aroma, often associated with old people and the homeless

theres an awfull bang of benji off that old man over there

benji by the canavan April 11, 2008

benjiethaboss 

A BOSS that lives a life LIKE A BOSS in luxurious freedom LIKE A BOSS. (Not like Serenes

Bossyness)

Have you seen that benjiethaboss kid

benjiethaboss by NE_B_EN April 3, 2019