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Brand New Secondhand 

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!
Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?
People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.
I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.

I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.
bradyites by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Brand Account

The brand accounts on quotev dot com are large group of accounts roleplaying as companies personified. They are all under investigation for claims of homosexuality and queerness. Every one of them needs to touch grass, as they are all slowly destroying Quotev from the inside out.
Wow, I sure hate the brand accounts. They’re all so annoying and gay.

Tom Brady that shit 

When you hurl a grenade across the map in hopes for a random kill. Most often used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Dude I fucking Tom Brady that shit and got two kills.
Tom Brady that shit by UpstageTim January 22, 2010

Brandeis Goggles 

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
"Damn is you a Brady? Cause you got a nice cock."
Brady by BigThiccDicc December 19, 2019