Half-Assidly 

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

Half-Assidly by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

Eighth-assing it 

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

Eighth-assing it by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

Fiddle fart assing by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

Doing the assignment 

When someone has "done the assignment", they have completed a task to a level exceeding expectations. Doing the assignment correctly is the equivalent to success in that field.

Doing the assignment:
"Ayo it's insane how many different roles Zendaya can play in her movies, she really gets the assignments done"

2. "That food Gordon Ramsay just cooked looks fireeee, he really did the assignment"

Doing the assignment by Shellypog June 2, 2021

34 missing assignments 

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

34 missing assignments by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

assimilation 

(1)The act of being assimilated; usually by the Borg. Or, (2)the absorbtion of a foreign body into a living being.

(1) This is the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctions to our own. You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
or (2) I assimilated that bullet you shot me in the leg with.

assimilation by Paragon February 21, 2005