Landed Immigrant

A landed immigrant is a permanent resident which has not been granted citizenship of the country they have moved to yet, not an illegal immigrant, one that can work legally.

Not allowed to vote or join the armed forces higher than a certain rank, also not allowed represent the country they moved to.

That guy is a landed immigrant

I love landed immigrants

Im not Canadian, im a landed immigrant

Landed Immigrant by English Jon in Canada 2 March 30, 2009

Lanced 

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)

I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.

Lanced by WahDahTah September 25, 2010

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.

Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.

longed out by Adena98 July 15, 2016

Langemo

A last name of an amazing family. They are sometimes assholse but good inside.

Langemos are great and fun.

Langemo by Asshole kicker July 29, 2018

Langer 

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

Langer by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langelina 

The thing Landon bowtie wants the most but can never have but he always on his knees begging for it

Man I just want langelina to be real

Langelina by Landonfavroiteperson April 8, 2019

Landed 

When an item lands on its side o falls due to being thrown.

The marker landed .

Landed by Hewheheheb September 30, 2019