Hammer of Thor 

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

Hammer of Thor by BackB0ne January 7, 2016

Ohai Thor 

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

Ohai Thor by Superbuddha May 18, 2011

fa-thor 

Like a dad just way cooler

(See also: Handsome Exceptional)

Person #1 “Who’s your daddy”
Person #2 “My Fa-Thor”

fa-thor by Marvel Fan101 November 4, 2019

Dirty Thor

When your man brings down the power of his hammer on your pussy!!!

Omg last night I got a dirty Thor from my man!!! It was amazing!!!!

Dirty Thor by Rennystar February 28, 2019

Hammer of Thor 

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.

Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.

Hammer of Thor by jakal03 August 15, 2012

Hammer of Thor 

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

Hammer of Thor by DCexcel January 6, 2010

Onyx Thor 

an unborn beast of baby who will one day be the thugginest kid on the block

dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool

Onyx Thor by fatherthor February 8, 2010