Eugene Kanning 

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

Eugene Dingleberry 

Ther persona of the YouTuber Kanel Joseph. Eugene is responsible for every comment section being filled with “imagine not knowing eugene.”

You don’t know Eugene dingleberry!! Imagine not knowing eugene haha!!

Eugene Dingleberry by H0ldenlol December 6, 2022

Eugene Hutz 

The amazing lead singer of the European gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. Eugene was born in Kiev, Ukraine on October 31st 1972. He is also known for staring in the movie Everything Is Illuminated along with Elijah Wood.

Hey did you hear that Eugene Hutz is gonna be playing at the House of Blues next month?

Eugene Hutz by Lista August 6, 2007

Eugene Sprague 

Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.

Eugene Sprague was filmed in the documentary ''The Bridge''

Eugene Sprague by comehometohell February 9, 2014

Eugene Levy 

A Eugene Levy can be performed after one has anal sex. Take your penis after insertion (with poop on the end of it) and rub said waste onto your partner's eyebrows. This will cause the brows to look fuller and thicker, like actor Eugene Levy.

"How far did you guys go?"
"Lets just say, I gave her a Eugene Levy"
"Thats unattractive"

Eugene Levy by fanny22 March 29, 2010

Eugene Lim Yong Xun 

SHAT AAP IM NOT AGK YOU ALTARDED

Eugene Lim Yong Xun: *bangs table*

Eugene Lim Yong Xun by co5oo May 8, 2019

Eugene and Siobhan 

To be the perfect couple. To be in love and to live happily ever after. To have find your soulmate, best friend and confidant.

I want to be Eugene and Siobhan

Eugene and Siobhan by The Shevster August 12, 2009