Lunar Eclipse 

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.

It was all fun and games until my moon had a lunar eclipse.

Lunar Eclipse by Davion Grey October 8, 2017

tv eclipse 

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

tv eclipse by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

interstellar eclipse 

A celestial body not part of our solar system, but on an elliptical orbit around the sun of our solar system, passing between the earth and the sun. This would cause the earth to become dark for a period of 30-70 hours.

When Planet X passes between earth and the sun the earth will be dark for a longer period than a solar eclipse, making this the first interstellar eclipse in our lifetime

interstellar eclipse by Abercrombie August 7, 2016

Solar Eclipse 

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

Solar Eclipse by 84675938957847 November 14, 2016

Solar Eclipse 

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

Solar Eclipse by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

Virgin eclipse 

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination

Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"

Virgin eclipse by Stooker October 13, 2017

Solar Eclipse 2017 

The solar eclipse on August 21, 2017. This was a rare chance to see a total solar eclipse across pretty much the entire United States, and if you looked at it, you could've gotten blind.

That Solar Eclipse 2017 was lit.

Solar Eclipse 2017 by Set Blue 23 March 15, 2018