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Keyboard Coward 

A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.
That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.
Keyboard Coward by Nick Lotze March 25, 2016
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conscientious coward 

an individual's ability to substitute moral objection in place cowardice or fear inspired urination.
When confronted, John reacted with moral objection to cover his fear of public humiliation or show of cowardice. He is in fact a "conscientious coward".
conscientious coward by Reddog99- November 5, 2011

Guitar coward 

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.
Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

non-coward 

Should all die and burn in hell. If Satan doesn't have enough fire left for them to burn on, they'll be flayed until the organs are exposed. Then they are shot in what is left of the face, testicles, and another round in the face. Look who's the winner now, you twats?

Also see: narcissistic douchebags
Washed Up Non-Coward: Hey gang, lets all beat up that shy kid over there, because he's all weird and different! Maybe once we've killed him, I can feel less insecure about myself!

keyboard coward 

Someone who reports social media profiles, pictures or posts.
What a keyboard coward, he should own up to what he did.
keyboard coward by rorosita May 9, 2016

Political coward 

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous Republican and Democratic politicians are guilty of this.
Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?!?

Greg: Because they are political cowards. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*