Baseball 

The game baseball is a ball game played between two teams of nine on a field with a diamond-shaped circuit of four bases. Baseball is a nearly identical game to softball, same rules, only one is for men and one for women.

The game of Baseball is fun.

Baseball by Ataraxia623 March 15, 2022

Baseball 

The cure for insomnia

Breaking News: Scientists found the cure for insomnia! It’s baseball!

Baseball by Zentheux May 6, 2022

Baseball 

It means the best sport in the world

Baseball is so good

Baseball by Dontavis the lll May 12, 2022

Baseball 

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

Baseball by Bow The Fashion Expert January 5, 2024

Baseball 

Possibly the best game in the history of the USA.

I am such a good baseball player

Baseball by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Baseball dad 

A baseball dad is a middle-classed man who spends his time at the bars and taking the kids to sporting events in his new pick-up truck. He never lets his kids watch TV shows or movies that are PG-13 or contain "foul language", and spends a lot of time are beer pong parties, and smashing copies of GTA.

Baseball dads, soccer moms, beware of them.

Baseball dad by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021