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1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.

2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.

3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.

4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.

5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick

2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you

3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.

4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)
whipstick by Progress May 9, 2006
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dick whipped 

something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays
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I just installed whipple pushing 10 psi in my Cobra and smoked a Lambo.
whipple by Pongdadong May 16, 2007

dick whipped 

When a guy lets all his SINGLE buddies tell him he is pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Then he starts listening to his guy friends and ends up losing his girlfriend instead of growing balls and telling his single friends to but out. So once a happy guy with a girlfriend is now a single guy with his single friends playing "pocket pool" with Rosie and her five friends!!!!
Guys who has single jealous friends who want to ruin his relationship. Dick whipped
dick whipped by alikatdancer February 24, 2011

whippy-chip 

verb. to ruin or disturb, esp. as in to ruin or disturb a good time or peace and quiet.
"We were having a swissy-ass stoney sesh until those narcs fuckin' busted in and whippy-chipped our sesh like that."

"I could have gone on for days tappin' that ass until the phone rang and I heard Candace on the answering machine; and just the thought of that pimply-ass face of hers and the sound of that smarmy sneer just totally whippy-chipped my hard-on."

"Everytime I need to catch up on sleep, that fuckin' firehouse across the street whippy-chips my slumber and decides to test out their sirens and chainsaws."
whippy-chip by djrijk June 23, 2004

Whipping or whippin the skippy 

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

Whipple Man 

the coolest PE teacher in Battle Mountain he has a lot of hair and tries to pimp on the high school tail
man i heard whipple shaved his arm and now he looks like lyle lovitz
Whipple Man by punk4life April 22, 2005