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1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.

2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.

3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.

4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.

5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick

2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you

3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.

4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)
whipstick by Progress May 9, 2006
Words you can keep

arabian whipstick 

a poor little defensive arabian slongy dong, in other words a arabians willy lmao
go and ask ure mum u arabian whipstick
arabian whipstick by buttholee April 27, 2009

Whipstock 

An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
Dam I wish I were as smart as Whipstock
Whipstock by betterthandusty February 3, 2010

Hipstick 

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.
Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.
Hipstick by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick
"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"
hipstick lesbian by e_t February 5, 2009

whimsickle 

1)a hilarious farce....
something amusing
2)a gay person
that party was very whimsickle

look at that fuckin whimsickle

whipdick 

This town is so whipdick it doesn't even have a Kinkos.
whipdick by captainkirk August 19, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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