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1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.

2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.

3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.

4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.

5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick

2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you

3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.

4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)
whipstick by Progress May 9, 2006
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arabian whipstick 

a poor little defensive arabian slongy dong, in other words a arabians willy lmao
go and ask ure mum u arabian whipstick
arabian whipstick by buttholee April 27, 2009

Whipstock 

An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
Dam I wish I were as smart as Whipstock
Whipstock by betterthandusty February 3, 2010

Hipstick 

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.
Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.
Hipstick by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick
"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"
hipstick lesbian by e_t February 5, 2009

whimsickle 

1)a hilarious farce....
something amusing
2)a gay person
that party was very whimsickle

look at that fuckin whimsickle

whipdick 

This town is so whipdick it doesn't even have a Kinkos.
whipdick by captainkirk August 19, 2004