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william jones 

A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though

Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!

Or

William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
william jones by Kai-Uwe April 19, 2018

steamboat willie 

when a man places his penis in a girl's ear and ejaculates.
"I steamboat willied the lunch lady this morning. She won't be able to hear for days.
steamboat willie by johnny boyy April 20, 2015

williamsville east 

someone named dave is a big wigger thinks he ghetto even though he is rich. his pants are all the way to his knees and he is over 6 feet tall
when he plays basketball he has to hold up his pants
williamsville east by bobthebuilder November 10, 2004
I've got stacks of williams' I need to pay.
williams by Brandon Thompson April 10, 2006

Williamsville

Williamsville is a small town in Central Illinois. It is full of a bunch of lesbians and kids whose parents spoil them, making them think that they are so special. People at Williamsville believe that they are super open minded, when reality is that they are precieved as the most judge mental school in the Sangamo Conference. Their sports are good, so they feel like that is a reason to put themselves above of everyone else. This probably is the reason why they feel like they are entitled to win every comoetition. Its almost like the think they're invincable and that no one can even come close to them without something being rigged. Truth is, the school is very diverse; jocks, white trashy people, hicks, druggies, brainiacs, and drama geeks fill up the school. Maybe one day the people of Williamsville will get a reality check and finally be able to see themselves in a new more humble light.
"Do we have to go to Williamsville? All the yellow in their gym makes it look lik it's covered in urine."

"Ew Williamsville is here."

"I hate having to drive through Billsville."

"So you want a sex change, I heard Williamsville school system is super accepting.."

william wallace  

1. Verb--To completely destroy something and emerge victorious.

2. Verb--To attack braveheartedly.