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pranking someone in a chalant manner, particularly while at young life camp
“Bro, we were gumping so hard at windy gap last week.”
gumping by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025

Gumping It 

A little inside joke from NJROTC area ONE THREE BLT 2025 at Smyrna TN. So basically it started out as us in the baracks trying to make a new slur and we started with "gumper." Then it evolved to "gumping," which meant gooning. Then gumping evolved into "gumping it," Which meant sexually spraying each other with water bottles. Go Alpha!
We got our cadre to start gumping it on us after we beat bravo and Charlie at Anchor's Aweigh
When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.
“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”

“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
Gumping by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025
When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.
“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”

“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”
Gumping by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025

Grunping 

The act of kidnapping and creampieing a stray dog, cat, and 24 goldfish from your nearest petsmart after raping all the workers there fatally. After the cum massacre you kill the filled up dog and shove a live cat up it’s ass then shove the 24 live goldfish into the cat’s ass until it suffocates from the goldfish and the dead dog’s shit.Then you fuck the dead cat and during this process the cat will slide into the dog’s stomach along with the 24 fish inside the cat. Once the massacre is completed you chomp up the animal clusterfuck in a meat grinder and slowly boil the meat until it is shit brown. You then eat the evil meat and take a dead hooker out from under your bed. When the body is ready you eat the hooker out until you vomit and then continue to eat out the vomit pussy until you die.
I-I fucking watched Jerry start Grunping the place up
Grunping by John Crump July 30, 2025
Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.
Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.
Gumping by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025