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The first 5 levels of pot smoking

1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

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smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.
This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.
smoking the sausage by KJaxe January 13, 2008

smoking dragon 

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.
like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.

Urban Smoking 

To smoke in urban areas, such as in the dressing room of Sears, or in the bathroom of Target.
Tom: Hey do you want to go urban smoking?
Vince: No bro, last time we almost got caught.
A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.
I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
smoking by exsmoker March 18, 2009

Stroking the Salami 

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

Smoking That Gas 

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed