African musket 

It is when you take a hollow bamboo stick and put it into a womans vagina, you then pour your favorite pop/juice (if wanted you can mix and match)into the bamboo you then take the stick out of her vagina and proceed to eat her out.

That African musket last night was delicious Sally.

African musket by Earnie Eggers & Levi Gough August 25, 2007

musky musker

sexy danish man, usually a European gentleman, with luscious brown hair. Attacks Indian girls like it is his job.

damn, look at that musky musker staring at me from across the bar! he's so sexy.

musky musker by mortenaa February 14, 2010

muked 

The fact of getting owned in some discussion or in some matter of life.

Girl: OMG, what am I going to do now! I just messed my life...

Guy: OK, it's all your fault. You're just a loser.

Girl: But I wanted to do it so bad!

Guy: That is YOUR problem, you were acting like a beach.

Girl: ... D:

Guy: Hey, you just got muked badly.

muked by laram24 July 23, 2010

husky musket

Squeezing the base of one's penis while masturabting so as to create a powerful ejaculatory discharge.

When Guido gave Skip a husky musket down by the picnic shelter last year, you could hear his knob go off like a shotgun from across town.

husky musket by T to tha Rizzle April 18, 2009

mushed

To be high on mushrooms

Gimme some shrooms...so i can get mushed

mushed by mike28 April 12, 2007

masked bandit 

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

masked bandit by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

love musket 

'love musket' is a slang term for the male genetalia. A real musket fires bullets. The love musket fires semen.

The repetitive stroking motion caused james to fire his 'love musket.'

love musket by TeeDeeCee July 12, 2008