Dirty Jihad 

when a guy tapes a single stick of dynamite to his dick, lights it and analy fucks the shit out of a girl until his and her time are up (mostly done in colordo)

"jack" did you hear about what happened at the 7-11 on the corner? "joe" no what happened? "jack" that guy frank dirty jihad'd jill until BANG and the police found franks dick and wondered how he put a stick of dynamite on it

Dirty Jihad by the man who invented it July 17, 2011

leon jihad 

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair

Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world

leon jihad by LeonMor January 4, 2017

Juicy Jihad 

One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).

Juicy Jihad just went full fuper!

Juicy Jihad by Mikols January 18, 2017

The Jihad 

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

The Jihad by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

Office Jihad by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Inbox Jihad 

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.

Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.

Inbox Jihad by Ghafy November 18, 2020

Taco Jihad 

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

Taco Jihad by 7drizzy January 10, 2021