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petite baguette 

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick
*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
petite baguette by E_xd May 15, 2018

Douche Baguette 

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
African Baguette by geekyd August 3, 2019

lon baguette 

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.
"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"
lon baguette by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

lon baguette 

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp
lon baguette by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

The baguette goddess 

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”