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WindMill 

The windmill is a joint that consists of 5 individual joints combined into one awesome joint. It is a similar roll to the cross joint, however, where the two smaller joints enter at opposite sides, 2 more joints do the same at a 90 degree angle.
Once all 5 end's are light, one is to spin the joint slowly so that the ends rotate, and look like a windmill.
Peterson: Hey man, what you smoking??
Jefferson: A windmill man...
Peterson: Sick one, gives a drag!
Jefferson: Here...
Peterson: It's F***ing awesome!!
WindMill by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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windmiller 

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.
Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"
windmiller by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011

windmill wank 

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.
windmill wank by philologue August 19, 2011

windmill jousting 

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
windmill jousting by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015

Windmill 

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.
Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!
Windmill by Baby kisses 109456 October 13, 2016

Windmill 

(V.) To have sex
My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times
Let’s windmill”
Windmill by Lazer5 July 30, 2019

Windmill 

when attempting the anal position, you take their legs and make them do a split, then spin her around like a windmill.
that pussy was so good i had to windmill her
Windmill by Mikeys69 November 26, 2019