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Glaswegian Marathon 

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.
"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

Midnight marathon 

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

The Marathon Runner 

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.
John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon
Din-marathon by It is a real thing February 22, 2022

Cocktail marathon 

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

nut marathon 

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
nut marathon by xxogaal November 10, 2022