Facial Fungus 

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

Facial Fungus by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010

bean fungus 

a white film surrounding the vagina after days with out washing. looks very much like cottage cheese.

i wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but her bean fungus was over bearing.

bean fungus by beanfungus September 24, 2009

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

butthole fungus by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

recreational fungus 

A psychological disorder where one deliberately catches a tinea fungal infection (athlete's foot)

Wear ya jandals in the showers mate, i hear crazy Johnny suffers from recreational fungus disorder

recreational fungus by donramono April 18, 2018

tinder fungus 

1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently

2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire

1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."

2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."

tinder fungus by Survivorman777 June 14, 2018

Hum fungus 

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

Hum fungus by G woman February 13, 2019

Foochie fungus 

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

Foochie fungus by Lord have mercy on my soul August 25, 2019