Sods curse 

Sods curse stays with someone from when they were born to when they die. Its relation to sods law or (Murphy’s law) depicts to when fate is mocking you. However in sods curse, fate mocks you your whole life making your experience with living incredibly horrible and pathetic. An example is if someone is clumsy by nature to a severe degree as in falling over, misplacing and walking into things resulting in pain. In latence terms you have luck so bad that is doesn't even seem possible to be that unlucky.

My whole life nothing has gone right for me. “oh then you might have Sods curse”

Sods curse by Dots keeper of words March 22, 2022

sheeny curse 

the curse set upon the jews by god after they killed jesus.

solomon was given the sheeny curse when he had his circumcision.

sheeny curse by fusckshitassbitchcunt July 25, 2006

Sahami Curse 

worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .

dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it

Sahami Curse by sahamicurse January 25, 2011

Sports curse 

the curse that goes around the US making most or all of the sports teams of one city terrible.

o man the heat and the dolphins were so terrible i think we had the sports curse.

Sports curse by crayzee_ninja February 25, 2009

scottish curse 

unusually small penis.

Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!

scottish curse by darionlar September 11, 2005

Sheeny Curse 

This is what little Blonde Haired,Blue eyed Jews put on you when you call him a Jew

I called Andy a Jew and he put the Sheeny Curse on me.

Sheeny Curse by Tom Demby March 4, 2009

Stephanie Curse 

The strange phenomenon where at every wedding you attend, one of the groomsmen is REALLY into you but you’re REALLY not into him.

I have the Stephanie curse, I’m never gonna find a guy to date.

Stephanie Curse by Db333 June 14, 2018