The Lineman’s Touch 

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.

Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.

The Lineman’s Touch by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023

touch of the terry 

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

touch of the terry by Macktown November 21, 2018

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

Touch of the Penis Head by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Touch of the aut 

A smidge of autism. A bit retarded.

Cory just tried to open his soda from the wrong end. I think he has a touch of the aut.

Touch of the aut by bobrocks79 November 16, 2017

Touch of the tism 

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

Touch of the tism by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023

touch of the burgers 

Touch of the Burgers is a phrase used to describe someone who is in some way socially off. Could be subtle, could be blatant but one thing is for sure, the person in question is a social mongoloid. Touch of the Burgers is in reference to Asperger's syndrome and should not be confused with touch of the downs.

Tomtron: "Tyler is really overprotective of his red rubber ball. He bit me when I tried to pick it up!"
Antron Prime: "Seems to me like that boy's got a touch of the burgers."

touch of the burgers by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 15, 2015

A touch of the kissys 

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.

*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.

A touch of the kissys by enemy of the state October 9, 2005