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Facebook Stalking 

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.
Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
Facebook Stalking by Wordie69 July 29, 2009
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Stalingrab 

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.
If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..
Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.
stealing It by jenifa December 9, 2008

Myspace Stalking 

when you do research on a person via myspace.
" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking"

gang stalking 

Gangstalking is an FBI invented term for COunter INTELligence PROgram stalking. It is designed to discredit the target. The term itself is designed to confuse and associate targets with "gangs" and not the Government. Stalking by multiple individuals promotes stress. It fits the definitions of "paranoia" according to DSM Psychiatry manual, so targets seeking help will often be admitted to Psychiatric hospitals against their will.

Gangstalking can also be carried out by rapists. What's the perfect victim? The one nobody believes. The rapists will enter the home while the target is out and add rohypnol to water bottles/food, then come back at night and rape the victim.
I'm sick of gang stalking
I hate these gang stalkers
Help! I'm being gang stalked!
gang stalking by T.I.Bob November 13, 2016

Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.
"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)
Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
stalking by bigtones March 22, 2007