Twat Swat 

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

Twat Swat by George kalahan May 10, 2016

yo swat a twat 

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.

Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*

yo swat a twat by itsjustnils March 14, 2018

Twat Swat 

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

Twat Swat by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

wad-swat 

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

wad-swat by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Twat Swat 

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

Twat Swat by BajanKing February 25, 2019

post-swat "seeing red" 

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

post-swat "seeing red" by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Liam swat team 

This is the name you give "liam" if he is not so nice.

Shut up liam swat team!

Liam swat team by StapleBucket267 May 11, 2021