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Quaker Oats 

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
Quaker Oats by a nub November 8, 2018
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Quakertown 

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.
You got owned Quakertown style.
Quakertown by pasted one July 16, 2008
An alternative to Quaking, originally from Shane Dawson's "Shane & Friends" podcast
"Quaketh."
"Quaketh, bitch we just started that."
-Shane & Friends: Episode 114; Chris Crocker and SimplyNessa

quacked in 

a state of readiness for those who are looking to get the most out of their drinking experience
I'm fuckin quacked in and ready to go baby!
quacked in by hixvac November 30, 2011
An underrated Youtube rapper who, until he completely destroyed fellow youtuber KSI in his diss track “Insecure”, only got attention for making “Styles or Rapping” and FIFA videos.
Billy: Damn did you hear Quadeca demolish KSI in that one song last week?
Jimmy: KSI who?
Quadeca by ABC Mouse November 29, 2018

Quackenbush 

Van Quackenbosch From the forest of the croaking frog.
Quackenbush is an American last name based on a Dutch name (Van Quackenbosch). This name was brought to the Americas in 1654 by Pieter Van Quackenbosch his wife and 3 sons. In the Netherlands People were named by the reigon they live in.

The caot de arms is: Vrede In Rykdom!
It means: Wealth and happyness! More on this at www.Quackenbush.com
Quackenbush by Mainspring July 30, 2011