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texas chainsaw massacre 

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

Waco Texas Massacre 

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.
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Waco Texas Massacre by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

Massacre 

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.
I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.
Massacre by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

hobo massacre 

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.

Texas Krypton Massacre 

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.
"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.
Texas Krypton Massacre by arex poopy December 31, 2011

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.