son of a batch of cookies 

a name you call a major asshole when you don't want to say any wordy dirds.

I hate you, you son of a batch of cookies.

son of a batch of cookies by Ashlia December 28, 2007

Baking Cookies 

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.

The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.

Baking Cookies by Akasha January 20, 2005

Vegan cookies 

Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.

Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!

Vegan cookies by allyg8tor September 8, 2007

tossing cookies 

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.

After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.

tossing cookies by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

cootie

non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.

can be protected by a 'cootie shot', which involves tracing a 'circle, circle, dot, dot-- now you've got a cootie shot' on the palm of the hand.

eww, i can't believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!

cootie by lette November 24, 2003

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

cootie burger by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009

ugly cookies 

ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face

damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies

ugly cookies by littlejimmie May 4, 2019