branded
When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.
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Brandism
The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.
1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.
2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.
3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)
4. One must always treat animals fairly.
5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.
6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt
7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)
8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used
9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.
If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.
Viva la Russolution
1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.
2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.
3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)
4. One must always treat animals fairly.
5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.
6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt
7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)
8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used
9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.
If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.
Viva la Russolution
When one is faced with such questions as -
"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"
One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"
"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"
One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"
Related Words
Brandie • Brandie Decuer • brandie lam • brandied • brandiel • Brandience • Wolf Brandies • Bradies • Brandi • Branden
Brandi
The untamed fire that somehow incarnated into a human body. Identified by a quick wit, delicious laughter, eyes like electric pools of ice, a lion's heart, a song that silences the trees, and a mane of Baltic amber. Glowing like the sun she can sustain you or burn you. She is the fireworks over the river on the Fourth of July and represents true independence. The Brandi can sometimes disappear for a time without warning, however, that's just because she is prowling her territory. A sister, friend, teacher, priestess, badass, librarian, and warrior. Usually accompanied by a small, delightful baby dragon-unicorn hybrid. Deeply Rooted in my heart. Also known as a Goddess of the Bonfire.
"Brandi mama don't need no man drama."
"Brandi, HALP, I've injured myself...again."
"Hey, Brandi, can you reach the tea for me?"
"BUT I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR, BRANDI!"
"Brandi, HALP, I've injured myself...again."
"Hey, Brandi, can you reach the tea for me?"
"BUT I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR, BRANDI!"
Brandi by quillienelson April 26, 2019
Branden
Branden is simply branden. The only way to identify Branden is as a bolder. Brandens speech is a little off. Kinda. He will never really finish a word. He’ll just add in ja or st to the end of his word. So yah that’s Branden.
Branden by HolyMaster77777 February 12, 2019
Branden Riley
everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.
Branden Riley by Branden Riley April 4, 2009
brandilynn
Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.
See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.
See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.
Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.
Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!
Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!
brandilynn by NoTymeForTagChaserz December 17, 2016