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Holy Cow 

HOLY COW; a term used when you see a cow with holes in it, or a cow that is literally glowing
Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*
Holy Cow by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW August 12, 2025

Holy Avocado 

Used to express emotions like shock, surprise or enthusiasm for atheists who worship avocados instead /satire
Holy Avocado, I just got into Harvard!
Holy Avocado by Chinigugugaga August 22, 2025

Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
Holy Blindfold by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025

Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.
Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...
Holy Handshake by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Holy Trinity 

When a girl has a big ass, big boobs and a pretty face
Holy Trinity by Santoscold September 28, 2025
The very successful thing which finished so well according to plan like games, jobs etc.
"Holy G that's was one good game that?!"
Holy G by SeanEguakun October 26, 2025