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Hayley Nichole Williams 

The full name of the lead singer/songwriter/pianist of one of the greatest bands ever, Paramore.

She was born in Meridian, Mississippi and moved to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 13 where she met Zac and Josh Farro, Paramore's drummer and lead guitarist.

Before Paramore she was in a funk cover band with Jeremy Davis, Paramore's bassist.

She dated Josh Farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
Now (2010) she's dating Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory's lead guitarist.

She is a Christian.

She was nominated for Kerrang! awards' sexiest female in 2007 but lost to Amy Lee (Evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009

The first instrument she played was the drums.

She's 5'2'' and is called HBomb, Hayles, and Spongebob (Cause of the gap in her teeth.)
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Hayley Nichole Williams
Person 1: You mean Hayley Williams from Airplanes?
Person 2: NO, Hayley from Paramore, bitch.
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john williams 

The best soundtrack composer/conductor of all time. He has created music for the Star Wars saga, Jurrasic Park trilogy, Harry Potter series, Indiana Jones movies, Fiddler on the Roof, and shitloads more.
John Williams is the best fucking composer of all time.
john williams by Rebel Racer November 12, 2004

Williamsfield 

A podunk town that swims in a shallow gene pool.
He's not from Williamsfield, is he?
Williamsfield by Chynadawl June 24, 2008

nasty williams 

To have anal sexual intercourse with a woman, (or man) after the reciprient has moved their bowels, (took a shit). Taking out your penial extention and slapping the victim in the face with the dirty cock. See.. (Tony danza)
Did you see dat trick after I gave her dat nasty williams.

sketch williams 

Insecurity . Having paranoid thoughts. Or even being cautious.

Man I don’t know bro. That sounds sketch Williams.
I was feeling so sketch Williams as soon as the car we were in flipped in the snow ! He was going 65 mph And my door side impacted the ground first.
sketch williams by Auto May 5, 2019

National Ethan Williams day 

National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest, big dickest and must attractive man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the nazi and became a hero of the Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day
On national Ethan Williams day I became broke

mr. williams 

A Teacher who attends Shawnee mission south and is the biggest dick in the whole school.
He never gives enough time to let you finish your test and gives a shit ton of homework that will ruin your whole week.
He also uses a system called "discussion points" which means you actually have to pay attention or he will fail you.
Person 1: hey, do you want to go to the football game after school?
Person 2: nah I got a quiz in mr. Williams class tomorrow so I gotta study.
mr. williams by Hambre December 13, 2017