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Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!
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profilactiparoxibow

A fake word, made up in the writers head that is used in a song to complete a rhyme or as humor in a game where the character you play as sings about the actions you preform as the player.
"Profilactiparoxibow"
"Is a word I made up just now"

Fear Profiteer 

1. Someone who stands to gain power, influence or funding by spreading fear in the general population. 2. A sophisticated type of 21st century fear monger who uses PR methods to generate panic, doubt and free-floating anxiety. 3. Dick Cheney and his ilk.
Thanks to that Fear Profiteer in Wyoming, all shampoo bottles will be banned on U.S. flights.
Fear Profiteer by Peter Kobs July 17, 2009

stylin and profilin 

A main catchphrase used most famously by professional wrestler "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, used to describe his exciting nightlife with beautiful women he meets, and his designer shoes, watches, and suites. How awesome and good he looks and operates.
"whooooo!, The nature boy, stylin and profilin in my 1000 dollar suit from Micheals in Kansas City!!"
stylin and profilin by frizzle freak November 28, 2015

profiterole land 

A place where everything is well, all the people are happy, the land is full of peace and the walls have ears. The only source of food is pavlova and profiteroles however, which leads to large scale obesity.
We searched high and low for profiterole land, we had to endure the co-op microwave lasanga meal and we also discovered "OH NO". When we got there, Kate shouted "profiterole land", and a large, warm sunny glow bathed us. We entered profiterole land, and we all soon tasted the tastiest profiteroles that anyone could have ever tasted. Then we got fat and died.

!!!!!!ZE END!!!!!!
profiterole land by ho hum... December 28, 2006

profflenine

Prah-Full-Nine

To be reffered to as one's genitalia.

The sexual organ of any organism.

I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
My profflenine is itchy.

I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.

Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.

Stylin n' profilin' 

"Man she was stylin' n' profilin'" the admirer look as she walked passed him.
Stylin n' profilin' by Getrich83 December 13, 2003