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Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

Presidential treatment 

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.
Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

Presidential Mask 

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

Presidential Mask 

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

Presidential fade 

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.
Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.
Presidential fade by ABirdM June 29, 2022

Presidential Consummation 

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.
“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”