Jerking Off 

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

Jerking Off by Jerry September 7, 2004

Jerking off Snailfish 

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

Jerking off Snailfish by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

Jerking off 

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

Jerking off by CTQH June 5, 2018

Jerking Off 

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

Jerking Off by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

jerking off 

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

jerking off by 10314 April 20, 2005

jerking off with sandpaper 

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

jerking off with sandpaper by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

Jerking Off Steam 

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

Jerking Off Steam by F_TRES November 19, 2009