Crusty 

Somebody who is stank , funnnkyy or some bullshit.

Tia you crusty ash I swear

Crusty by Trey006 January 6, 2022

Crusty 

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

Crusty by Big_Fard March 4, 2022

Crusty 

1. Hard outer layer.
2. Irritable.
3. Murdoc Niccals

1. The crust of the pie.
2. The crusty old man.
3. Murdoc Niccals is the definition of crusty.

Crusty by byleriscannon:) October 23, 2022

Crusty 

High as fuck.

"crusty ass n**ga."

Crusty by Jolioli01 July 17, 2023

Crusty 

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

Crusty by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

Crusty 

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.

After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars

Crusty by anonymous January 26, 2024

Crusty 

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.

Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!

Crusty by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025