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Emmett Tilled 

Verb
Definition 1: To get merked for flirting with an older white woman

Definition 2: to be savagely beaten and shot by older white men
Guy 1: “ yo that dude is dead!”
Guy 2: “Oh boy he got Emmett Tilled!”
Getting a toothy blowjob from an old lady with one tooth, very much like tilling a field.
What’s worse than a toothy blowjob? Tilling.
Tilling by Joshnson March 9, 2018

R Tillery 

Fantasy Football Team to be managed by your wife instead of the owner
You are letting R Tillery manage your fantasy football team again.
R Tillery by Mike February 3, 2004

tollie basher 

A faggot fucking his boy freinds ass and pounding his shit up his ass like a fudge packer. Tollie is a Scothish term for shit.
Look at bob fucking tom up the ass that fucking tollie basher Homo
tollie basher by fork lift man January 2, 2010
The ruler of all good dragons and the only known enemy of Bohamet.

Tiller's can often be found inside playing D and D with "father" until the late hours of the night.

You can often spot a Tiller by the tucked in t-shirt with nice dress pants and sneakers. Combed hair and a goofy smile are also well known trademarks of a Tiller.

Despite their nerd appearance, Tiller's are actually very violent creatures. People on welfare are recommended to avoid them at all costs are else fear being sent to the gas chambers! Never joke around with a Tiller at a close distance or else he will be forced to use his triple dragon strike, which no mortal has ever survived.

A Tiller's diet consists of mainly number 2 pencils but they have often been spotted eating lined paper and pens.
Did Tiller just use a triple dragon strike against his own teammate?!
tiller by Dook a Doo October 20, 2008
This is a person who is of no importance, a nonentity, somebody who you don't ever care to hang out with.
Q: Should we invite Josh to the party?
A: Nah, he's just some tillit Sarah met last night.

-OR-

Hmm... that loser from my calc class IM'd me. He'll be going under the "tillit" section of my buddy list, L.O.L. (to myself).