touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

touch of the downs by Starvin07 January 25, 2008

Touch of The Gay 

1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation

1)Steve smacks Jay's ass as he passes by because he has a touch of the gay

Touch of The Gay by candymapple May 21, 2009

The Mud-ass Touch 

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

The Mud-ass Touch by BLynch March 14, 2008

Touch of the tism 

When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.

Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*

Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism

Touch of the tism by ClíoIsAutisic December 2, 2022

The Pete Wentz Touch 

The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.

Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.

The Pete Wentz Touch by wowthatshardcore September 30, 2006

touch of the 'downs 

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

touch of the 'downs by Sir Ty December 16, 2006

The devil's touch 

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.

Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈

The devil's touch by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023