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up to snuff 

n; adjetive; advert (usually used with a verb) antiquated; History not known by writer

up to a better condition; up to an acceptabel standards to better; to improve; restore to the original condition or a state closer to the original

I want my house to be brought up to snuff.
His grades must be be brought up to snuff
Her deportment is not up to snuff.
up to snuff by Lloyd Winburn April 25, 2006
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Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.
I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

Padme’s Snuff Box

Is the art of Inhaling Weed (any device and type) and blowing it into a CPAP machine. Once in the machine blocking the exit while breathing normally through the mask.

It was developed during an intense research session, with participants laughing at the poor guy who uses a CPAP to sleep. The participants called it a Darth Vader mask, thus the procedure was named.
Mike wished he had a CPAP machine now, so he can pull of the Padme’s Snuff Box.

Toledo Snuff Box 

When a man at some point during intercourse shaves his partners pubic hair, lines it up on their pelvis, and then snorts it.
This chick was f***king crazy! She handed me some hair clippers and asked for a Toledo Snuff Box!
Toledo Snuff Box by Ogsnuffer January 3, 2011

Bruton snuff wafer 

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.
I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer
Bruton snuff wafer by Richi J October 13, 2008

Critter Snuff 

A type of porn in which small animals (like hamsters) get snuffed out, usually by a dominatrix in CFM boots and carying a riding crop.
Mistress kitty snuffed out a hamster in her last flick.

I just don't get it...This critter snuff is just twisted shit.
Critter Snuff by Buckbuckbuck October 23, 2009

purple snuff

Another street name for The Drug That Shall Not Be Named. See: virgin tears
Olivia has no idea what purple snuff is, and Kevin won't tell her, because she's too young for that shiiiii. Virgin Tears Death
purple snuff by bVsedSod February 15, 2014