An aliment a certain individual or group of people have who assert dominance with lack of intelligence. These country fried steak fed individuals value certain things like lifted trucks over investing for retirement. They also insist on bragging how tough they are by “telling a motherfucker”, especially when confronted in a Chili’s parking lot. A key symptom of having the syndrome is saying “yup” or “mmhmm” when another Regional affected by Regionaltism says “yup” or “mmhmm.” They also have folktales that will top any story being told, at any given time, about any topic. These stories range from wining State, pulling a gun on someone, to heroic tales of gallantry on the battlefield while serving in the Air Force away from the frontlines. Being a Regional can be cured but very few people can beat the disorder.
Individual 1:
“Ya, so I told my wife let me find out you spent money on that ol credit card again (ptuh , tink!). You think I can afford you buying clothes when I only have a full time job, cut grass on the side, and I’m only 100% VA”
1.The common belief that being from a certain region makes one better than another.
2.The belief that being from another region means one has a harder life than another.
"Southerns get on my nerve when they say it's cold. Y'all don't know struggle. Has snow ever been up to yo knees?? Aww, okay region privilege is terrible."
"You sounding real regionalist."
Triton regional high school is the worst fuckimg school ever don’t send your kids there cus if you do they will turn into white trash bum ass wannabe ghetto fuck heads. Teachers suck kids suck everyone there sucks ASS MAJOR FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE YOU CUNTS you all are gay as fuck bye