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Chocolate Burst Delight 

A reference to both the Chocolate Delight desert and the STARBURST candy brand, a Chocolate Burst Delight is a graphic descriptor of a situation in which both ejaculation and fecal discharge co-occur whilst occupying the lavatory. The phenomenon occurs due to one of the following reasons.

1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.

2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.
After hearing that sales pitch, I believe I may have had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
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Green Burst 

(noun) A weapon in the game Fortnite, known for not being very good, or just good enough to get the job done.

(noun) A Fortnite song by Just 2 Dudes

(noun) an explanation shouted while shooting a basketball, used in a similar way as "buckets"

(verb) a verb used against your opponent after you beat them. see examples below.
when shooting basketball yell "Green burst!" and hope you sink the shot.

when you beat your opponent: "Billy just hit him with a green burst" "I just Greened Billy in a game of ping pong"

when playing Fortnite, shouting green burst after you win is a great way to celebrate
Green Burst by OrationWords August 10, 2024

the white burst 

When you take viagra and you nut more than you ever have in your life

an arse like a burst orange 

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.
Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

fit to burst 

when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.
" Harry
was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to burst. " Harry Potter,
fit to burst by coolglasses January 2, 2018

what causes appendix to burst 

In some moderation, the appendix makes your poop hard, the infection will cause good bacteria, when the poop gets stuck in your abdomen or anus, the pinworm will stay in your belly, soon after that, the pinworm causes fluid or mucus inside your anus, the fluid and mucus causes your appendix to burst, soon after that, the poo will get soft and it may cause diarrhoea or constipation, and the poo will get soft any minute, and the pinworm starts to die, and the appendix will burst.
What causes appendix to burst is a sad story.

Nudge and burst policy 

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …