Homer Alaska 

the smallest town you will ever see. it is full of hippies, druggies, and little sluts. there is nothing to do. all the hot guys are total dicks, and all the hot girls are sluts. if you aren't either a hot guy, or a hot girl, you are a loser with no friends.

wow, i can't wait till i'm 18, so i can move out of this hippie town i like to call Homer Alaska.

Homer Alaska by i am not who you think i am December 27, 2010

Baked Alaska

When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.

Damn britt I'm baked Alaska

Baked Alaska by bell-UH-IZ March 13, 2017

Call Her Alaska 

A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.

The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.

westford academy

Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.

Call Her Alaska by callheralaskalover January 25, 2010

Baked Alaska

A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.

Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.

Baked Alaska by Proopraw April 20, 2014

frozen alaska

when a used condom is frozen and then used as a dildo

Jeffery's frozen alaska gave Mary a great night.

frozen alaska by asukfhos October 20, 2010

Baked Alaska

The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.

Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!

Baked Alaska by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

Fairbanks alaska 

Fairbanks Alaska is a town full of tweakers, stoners, rapists, murderers, and felons. It is rated the #1 worst place to raise a child in the country and is in the top ten worst places for women to live in the United States. The winters are freezing cold and the summers are unbearably hot. The teenagers run around stealing alcohol from liquor stores and running into abandoned hotels to hit the bub. If you grew up here you probably have about 20 cousins. Fairbanks is overall a living hell or a living freeze. Everybody is depressed or bipolar. Or diagnosed with something. Overall a great place:)

“Have you been to fairbanks alaska??”
No I heard that towns utter trash and full of homeless drunks.
“Oh”

Fairbanks alaska by LTheRunner August 14, 2019