phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious

phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

Zombied 

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

Zombied by Ondanan March 18, 2018

Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Smartphone-Zombie by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012

Zombie Crush 

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

Zombie Crush by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Zimbango Tango 

Its to dance with fine ass brizzles in a club. It combines bumping and grinding with tango music. Most common in urban clubs.

Yo son! Me and my boys went to this poppn club and was poppn off the zimbango tango lean!

Yo lets start the Soul Train line and Zimbango Tango

Zimbango Tango by Philipj September 30, 2008

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

money zombie 

A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.

A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.

A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.

A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.

1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.

money zombie by GlennyJ November 30, 2013