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Koala Yummies

Small cookies shaped like everyone's favourite Australian marsupial: the koala. Inside these koalas? Why, gooey chocolate delight awaits you.

Sometimes referred to as: ambrosia.
If God ate anything, it would be Koala Yummies.
Related Words

Yammed On 

An explanation of a brutal dunk in basketball that involves the dunker to drag their nuts across the face of the person being dunked on. Usually an unexpected dunk to finish off a game or to outright disrespect the opponent.
Did you see Etty and Neo play on the court last Friday?”

“Yeah Neo brought the game to 21-3, she got yammed on”
Yammed On by Master Of Shadows November 25, 2017

yammer on 

A description of when someone just can’t seem to shut the fuck up.
When it comes to the capacity to yammer on without ever seeming to need to take a break or a breath, he takes first place in that competition!
yammer on by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Yammin' In Salmon 

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset
Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
Yammin' In Salmon by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020

fuuji-fukki-yammi 

The way some people act after a kung-fu flick or like a mortal kombat movie, you know how all of the sudden everyone in your crib is karate chopppin' and hi-ya kicking eachtoher.
Yo, why'd you let him watch the ninja turtles now he's gonna be going all fuuji-fukki-yammi on us.

Yuma Yummies 

The origins of the Yuma Yummy:

In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.

Enter the Yummies:

Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.

Why Yummies?

The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
Yuma Yummies by Leo the Lion November 6, 2007