choppin wood 

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.

I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!

choppin wood by carpet cancer September 29, 2007

Choping Wood 

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

Choping Wood by NeoFox October 17, 2003

Choping Wood 

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

Choping Wood by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

choppin' the wood 

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

chipping the wood 

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

chipping the wood by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

Woodchopping ankles 

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

Woodchopping ankles by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024