wizzog 

Marijuana, Weed.

Macro: We got a couple of beers left, and...I know you're retired until you find a job, but if you want I do have some wizzog.

wizzog by ScaldedDog August 4, 2009

WIZin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

WIZin' the Jizz by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

Wizzords 

When word or words is just too plain for a chat conversation. So you spice it up by adding some Z's and an S.

Yo stop stealing my wizzords bro, not cool!

Wizzords by Sapper Daddy1 July 22, 2013

WIZinator 

A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

WIZinator by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

wizzaculate 

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

wizzaculate by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

wizz out 

to relive ones self
to use the toilet

pull over i gotta take a wizz out
tell me when you next see a toilet i need a wizz out

wizz out by Elliot Tur October 18, 2008

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020