Take it with a grain of sugar 

Unlike the original saying "Take it with a grain of salt", this term is used when you tell someone something heavy or harsh, but you want them to take it as nicely and sweetly as possible (which is where the sugar part comes in).

"Take it with a grain of sugar, but you look like you just rolled out of a grave"
"Take it with a grain of sugar, but your soufflé is terrible"

Take it with a grain of sugar by NaterSquib September 8, 2023

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar 

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar by Billisan March 10, 2009

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar 

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.

Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011

dancin with sugarplumb fairies 

it basically means that you are under the influence of some substance.

Yo man, are you dancin with sugarplumb fairies?

Ya man i definitely am.

dancin with sugarplumb fairies by adsome36 May 17, 2009

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE 

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018